Half-Price Popcorn and Soda at Regal Theaters!

You  know, I really hate to shill–I’m not a salesman, I’m an artiste. But indulge me this one time, because it’s one of those rare instances where art, promotion, and savings align–like those converging stars in The Omen that portend the coming of the Antichrist, only in this case we’re not talking about the Seed of Satan, but about half-price popcorn and soda at Regal Movie Theaters.

Damien Says: "What do you mean I'm too young for cheap popcorn?"

Here’s the deal: Show your AARP card at the Regal snack bar, and you’ll pay just $5.50 for a small soft drink and small popcorn combo. Now, I don’t know about you, but I’ve noticed over the past few years that soft drinks at movie theaters are priced generally two to three dollars more per gallon than gasoline. And at the theaters here in DC, at least, they’ve posted armed guards next to the popcorn machines.  This is an average 49 percent discount (Not quite half price–I cheated a little in the headline. Maybe I am a salesman at heart), which means you can ingest twice as many empty calories for roughly the same money as before. That’s probably not what AARP has in mind, of course, so maybe you’ll want to wash that stuff down with some prune juice.

Don't Eat This Much

For your wallet’s sake, I really hope there’s a Regal Theater near you. Here’s their website:


For me, especially, this is particularly good news, because even though I get to see movies for free as a movie critic, I have never been able to shake my longstanding impulse to sneak food into movie theaters. When I lived in Palm Beach, Florida, there was an Arby’s right across the street from my favorite theater, and before a show I’d run over there and buy a Beef-and-Cheddar sandwich, which as you probably know was personally created by God on the Eighth Day.

Food of the gods

I’d stuff the sandwich in my jacket pocket, and once safely inside with the lights down, open it up. Of course, at that point the jig was up, because the scent of melted cheese on hot, spiced roast beef on a warm onion roll would immediately waft its way to every corner of the theater, like fast-food incense.

Enjoy your popcorn (you’ll make back your AARP dues in just three trips to the movies!), but please, if you’re sitting behind me, try not to spill it down the back of my shirt.

pl5293 5pts

Sorry the regal deal is a scam, at least in the Salisbury, MD  Regal theaters. We made our regular weekly visit to the movies Saturday prepared  with our new AARP card to obtain that great popcorn/soda deal advertized on cards on the the registers there.

We were told that the AARP card was not enough for the deal, we needed to also have a Regal card too. which we don't have. I pointed out that the sign says only an AARP card for the discount and he said that was their policy.

Not to miss the movie or make a scene, we went on to the movies...just another dissatisfied customer. My 1st impression of the AARP discount feature leave me suspect that other "deals" also have strings attached too....probably going to ask for our membership refunded...Paul

communityhost moderator 5pts

@pl5293 Thank you for that feedback, pl5293. You will hear from an AARP representative about this soon.