Would My Date Turn Out Heavenly or Disheartening?

He wore a black shirt and white shorts. I wore a white shirt with black capris. We met at the beach concession stand, just as the¬†Super-Harvest Blood Moon fully eclipsed. It was¬†dark,¬†but our white garments divulged our identities. He was Mr. 97%, the man whose answers to hundreds of questions on the online dating site OkCupid matched 97 percent of mine. Earlier that day, he wrote that he would like to talk¬†on the phone¬†to get better acquainted. I suggested we …

Twilight Mania: A Guide For The Mature Movie Goer

Today, on this most excellent Twilight Day, we present to you the 5 stages of mature “Twilight” fandom: