AARP Cheat Sheet: Monday, January 31

(AARP CEO Barry Rand rings the bell to open the New York Stock Exchange, January 31, 2011. Financial services firm Charles Schwab & Co., Inc. ("Schwab") and AARP today announced the plans for Schwab to launch a new financial guidance services program for AARP members.

And that's it for the first month of 2011. We're following the situation in Egypt, as the first Americans get evacuated.

For your public service announcements this morning: please don't get too excited watching the Super Bowl, because all that stress is great for inducing heart attacks; don't sleep with your pet, or risk getting the plague; UPS trucks d on't turn left, ever; and in case you wanted to know which organisms live on your body (and Lady Gaga's)... this will help.

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