Now that I have your attention... we've been having a blast over here at AARP as Shaquille O'Neal took to Twitter to announce his retirement! He's taking suggestions via Twitter on what his new nickname should be and the leading contender appears to be the "Big AARP."
It was a funny wedding. Several guests got locked in the bathroom. My brother-in-law picked a fight with the wedding manager. And while we were getting ready to leave, someone made off with the leftovers, including a whole 10 lb. salmon, roasted with dill sauce.
There are two schools of thought on the drive from Miami to Key West:
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