Sharon Osbourne

The beauty equivalent of the power suit was born the day Robin Wright cut her hair to play Claire Underwood on House of Cards.

Last week on "America's Got Talent," judge Howard Stern informed a couple of contestants that they were lucky; they happened to be on amid weak competition, so they would likely make it through to the next round. Well, here we are in the dog days of summer. It's after the Olympics, before the…